punnier:

velma on the streets but daphne in the sheets

marcuslbutler:

Marcus and Zoe in seventeen magazine

griffinilla:

my dog is named Lucky

and sometimes he escapes from our house, so we have to go get Lucky

and sometimes it’ll be dark out, and we’ll be up all night to get Lucky

santanist:

tripped and fell in my heelys jesus take the wheelys